my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

(Source: switchflicks)

harrythehobo:

bonjourhaz:

fuck, you’re so tight,” Harry whispers as he tries to pull his pants up the other leg

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(Source: parasailin)

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down